Saturday, 7 April 2012

Nursery rhymes for the country set.

Overheard:

Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall.
One went pop and the other went bang.


I think we can safely say they've assimilated...


6 comments:

  1. Does that imply...

    Two fat sausages sizzling in a pan
    One named Peter, the other named Paul?

    Sounds rather rude...

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    1. It does. Though I hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it...

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    1. Indeed. Until they want to do it for real, of course... I haven't assimilated yet. Clearly.

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