Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Mysteries of Modern Life (2)

How does:

£25 Warehouse skirt

plus

100% cotton

plus

100% polyester lining

equal

"Professional dry clean only"?

Or alternatively, how bad at laundry do they think I am?



It went in the washing machine, by the way.

6 comments:

  1. Annnd? We must know how it turns out :-)

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    1. It was absolutely fine. obviously.

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  2. I think it's professionally known as a caveat. But known to the rest of us as arse covering.

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    1. Well quite, but what a load of nonsense.

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    2. Arse covering is what a skirt is for, after all...

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I know. I'm sorry. I hate these word recognition, are you a robot, guff things too, but having just got rid of a large number of ungrammatical and poorly spelt adverts for all sorts of things I don't want, and especially don't want on my blog, I'm hoping that this will mean that only lovely people, of the actually a person variety, will comment.

So please do. Comments are great...